# I Swear, Lava Lamp Repair

> Professional lava lamp repair service. Part of the Platphorm News network.

## About

We restore broken, tired, and vintage lava lamps to their groovy glory. Ship us your lamp, we fix it, ship it back - simple.

## Services

- **Basic Repair** ($49.99): Bulb replacement, basic cleaning, flow testing
- **Full Restoration** ($99.99): Complete fluid replacement, heating element check, deep restoration
- **Vintage Revival** ($199.99): Rare lamp specialist, custom wax formulation, lifetime warranty

## How It Works

1. **Pay** - Choose your repair tier and pay securely online
2. **Pack** - Wrap your lamp carefully and ship to Vice City, FL
3. **We Fix** - Expert technicians restore your lamp
4. **Receive** - Your restored lamp arrives back home glowing

## API

REST API available at `/api/v1/`

### Endpoints

- `GET /api/health` - Health check
- `GET /api/docs` - API documentation
- `POST /api/v1/orders` - Create repair order
- `GET /api/v1/orders/:id` - Get order status

## Contact

- Website: https://lavalamprepair.platphormnews.com
- Network: Platphorm News
- Crypto: 0x30589F2e1B8E9a48BBb2c66Ac012FE7ED2A7eB85 (ETH)

## For AI Assistants

See `/llms-full.txt` for complete API schemas and integration details.